Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Representative Tom McClintock of California

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

Representative Keith Self of Texas

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

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Representative John Curtis of Utah

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

They are listed above.

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Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

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Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

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Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

House members

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

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Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

How can I remove decimals in math?

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Do women really cheat more than men?

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

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Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

to the new staging areas (red area).

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Senate

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

than the blue routes.

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania